I just can't stop listening to the album. FINALLY Britney has been able to make a halfway decent album since her life crisis. Wait, what's the plural for "crisis", because she definitely had more than one...
Remember when Britney released "Baby One More Time"? She was so cute and innocent. If you consider dressing like a schoolgirl with a mini skirt and belly shirt innocent.
I'm pretty sure Britney Spears has a skin allergy to fabric. That is, her stomach is allergic to clothing because ALL of her outfits included some type of belly shirt. Even when she lost her "youthful figure" she didn't cover up her stomach. The only exception I can think of is that red plastic jumpsuit she wore for "Oops!...I Did it Again. "
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Then Britney, her third album was released. "I'm a Slave 4 U" was the first single. She made it pretty obvious. Britney was no longer innocent, or anywhere close to that.
In 2003 she released her fourth album which had a couple good singles, including "Toxic."
Then Britney went a little crazy.
She got married in Vegas for a whopping 55 hours. Then she for real got married to white trash (AKA Kevin Federline.) She also had two kids and drove in a car with one on her lap. I'm pretty sure Britney isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Then she got divorced and decided to shave her head.
At his point, everyone thought Britney was done. But she wasn't.
In 2007, Blackout was released. It sucked.
In 2008, Circus was released. It also sucked.
And then in Femme Fatale was released last month. I love it. I can't stop listening to it. I don't know why this album is so much better than the last two flops, but I don't care. Britney Spears isn't the best role model, and she isn't extremely talented, but if this album can help me get through these last awful weeks of school, then I that's good enough for me.
Oh, and I should probably note that I got a lot of info about Britney from wikipedia. I'm not that obsessed.