This is the first draft of our family's Christmas card, but I have a feeling that my mom will make me change it, so I'm going to post this sarcastic and somewhat snarky version on here because I want to. Ha.
Merry Christmas fellow friends and family that I probably don't know. With the emergence of social media, Christmas cards aren’t exactly necessary to humble brag, but we’re conceited enough to send a hard copy out regardless.
Lily returned home from her mission in the Japan Tokyo Mission. (Not to be mistaken with the lesser Tokyo South Mission.) Although the semester immediately following missions tends to be rough, Lily took ridiculously hard and time consuming classes because she’s a boss. She also still loves to consume a lot of vegetables, primarily cabbage and carrots because they’re cheap.
Kristen is teaching her first year of high school English and will now stop referring to herself in 3rd person because she hates how teachers do that. I teach about half of the 10th graders at Payson High and am surviving. My students also seem to be alive, and have managed to not hurt each other in my classroom, so I’d say it’s going well. I also still ski and roller skate which I try to mention to my students often so that they think I’m cool.
Jenai is working in a chiropractic office and gets a free adjustment weekly, so she’s pretty much living the life. She also has embraced her Latina side (jokes) and is not only salsa dancing on the reg, she has joined a salsa team and owns that dance floor. She also picked up skiing after a little hiatus and hopefully will be joining me on the slopes to shred the gnar.
Mom is as cute as ever and has picked up tap dancing. Seriously folks, she’s a little daredevil although she recently told me that last week’s practice was the first time that she didn’t feel like crying from frustration. You try tap dancing and tell me how it goes. Dad may have had a mid-life crisis and bought a motorcycle and grew a goatee. He also still roller skates frequently thanks to moi. This year, Mom and Dad were called to teach Early Morning Seminary. Although they are learning a lot and (I’m sure) are grateful for the opportunity, are extremely sleep deprived and looking forward to this Christmas Break. They also went to a French speaking camp for a week or so and I think they had a good time. Poor Mom isn’t fluent, so it probably wasn’t as fun for her. But she’s a tough one, so don’t worry.
As a family, we went to Maui for summer vacation and we all felt very #blessed and #spoiled to be spending time in paradise. We got awesome tans, minus Lily, because she had just returned from her mission and had pasty white legs.
Love you all. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I’ll be flying back to Utah New Year’s Eve, so enjoy your night for me because I’m not planning on kissing anyone on the plane.